10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson