10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.