10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• in the poker game of life women are the rake