10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.