10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.