10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.