10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"