10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.