10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson