10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?