10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright