10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth