10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.