10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."