10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?