10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."