10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."