10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.