10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."