10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels