10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Welcome to kicker school
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water