10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."