10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson