10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!