10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.