10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine