10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.