10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fold and live to fold again