10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant