10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.