10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.