10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer