10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."