10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.