10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "No river, no fish."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright