10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Welcome to kicker school
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A