10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow