10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.