10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier