10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.