10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones