10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus