10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "No river, no fish."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again