10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.