10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!