10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.