10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.