10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."