10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)