10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs